the numerous alternative plans of the USA……..by Sherlock Hommos PhD.

the numerous alternative plans of the USA……..by Sherlock Hommos PhD.

Plan Zero :
wait until someone (or anyone) brings down the Twin Towers
provided it is done on a Jewish-holiday and CNN does not miss it .

Plan A :
Invade Afghanistan !!
if you do not find Oussama Ben Landen,
never mind , tolerate again the Heroin fields
and then go to plan B

Plan B:
Invade Iraq !!
if you do not find the Weapons of Mass Destruction,
never mind , create a chaos and civil-war ,
and then go to plan C

Plan C:
Invade Syria !!
if you do not find the killers of Rafik Harriri ,
never mind , just install your own Puppet-President
and then go to plan D.

Plan D :
invade Iran !!
if you do not find the Atomic Weapon’s production,
never mind , just return the Shah’s son as the new-Emperor
and then go to plan E .

Plan E :
go to Israel !!……… to collect your rewards
if you do not find your , promised , rewards
never mind , go to plan F .

Plan F :
go back to the USA
and declare that you did all that invading , bombing and killing
for the sake of “Freedom and Democracy”
and then ,later, go to plan G .

Plan G:
collect your old-age-pension from ENRON
if you find that Enron , is already bankrupted .
never mind, sit down and wait …….
Halliburton or Bechtel might pay you a divident
if not ……never mind !!
Judd Bush, the next President,
will find you other places to liberate .

Sherlock Hommos , PhD
Planing hypocritical Disadventure’s
20th day of January 2006

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