What on earth is Germany thinking of supplying israel with nuclear capable submarines?

Mossad abroad, a tale of woe

Screenshot from German TV report of Dolphin sub in German canal

Mossad Agents Monitoring Dolphin Nuclear-Armed Sub Get Stuck in Mud, German Mayor Sends $2,000 Towing Bill to Mossad

By Richard Silverstein, Tikun Olam
March 05, 2016

A German TV news segment reports (German/video) that recently several Mossad agents were found monitoring the progress of a German-built nuclear-armed Dolphin submarine headed through a northern German canal to Israel. The Mossad spies were presumably offering security or monitoring the progress of the sub near the shipyard where it was built on the Baltic as it made its way through the canal to the North Sea (and from there to the Atlantic). I suspect they were offering security in case someone sought to harm the sub or videotape it as it sailed on the surface of the canal.

In order to track the sub, the bungling spies rented a car and stashed their automatic weapons (!) in the car. But they didn’t foresee that the ground along the canal would be muddy from winter rain. Nor did they rent a vehicle with four wheel drive. To top it all off, they entered a forbidden zone along the canal, where their vehicle promptly got stuck in the mud.

At first, asking for help, they [the Mossadniks] had approached a local elderly lady, who notified the mayor. They explained to the mayor that they were investigating the environment because they were planning to sail the channel this upcoming summer.** This sounded “funny” to the mayor, [no one “sails” in the channel since it’s too dangerous–everyone uses their engines] and he called the police, who found two automatic weapons (“Maschinenpistolen”) in the trunk. At this point, they changed their story, claiming to hold Israeli diplomatic status, and that they were there to monitor the German/Israeli submarine (transponder: NOK28), which true enough passed through the channel on that day.
German news report

The Germans then ordered a tractor to pull them out of the mud.

Mayor shows TV news team where Mossad spies got stuck in mud

The bill: 1263€. The town mayor was pretty upset to find Israeli spies in his jurisdiction.  Especially when he had to pay the bill for their ineptitude.  So he sent the bill to the Israeli embassy for immediate payment.  He also wondered how it was that Mossad agents were entitled to carry automatic weapons in their vehicle.

It is absolutely shameful for any Mossad agent to be forced to blow his cover on foreign soil.  These guys were probably immediately shipped back the Mossad HQ for retraining or cashiering.

Just as Bibi Netanyahu and his policies are driving Israel into the mud, so too this Mossad caper drove these poor shleppers into the mud.  Too many parallels to let this go without comment.896 !!

Here is more background reporting on the Dolphin submarine program which (in a dark irony) offers Israel the ability to incinerate the Middle East in another Holocaust.

2 Responses

  1. Heil Hitler !

  2. Reblogged this on The Stoker's Blog and commented:
    I did wonder yesterday when I caught sight of the “Moosehead tow” story but didn’t read further. After a little wandering yesterday this suddenly heaves into view with a U boot angela.

    If you really want to think about what a nuclear SSK will be really doing, just think back to the Iranian/ISIS USN carrier farce before Christmas.

    This story will hopefully surface again at the other shop in a seemingly unrelated item……soon.

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